Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the couragee to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdome to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow
Help me to always give 100% at work.....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember......
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that is takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and
tell them to BITE ME!!!
AMEN
Thursday, October 2, 2008
A Prayer for the Stressed
Posted by Sue at 7:19 AM
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2 comments:
um that just basically sums up the mood i am in lately when it comes to work..
Come on now girls----count your blessings as there are many. I feel the same way some days but what do we do but get through the DAY!!!!!
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